Random Question. Do they exist?

I'm bored.

Well, this semester i sign in for Philosophy (I spell it right, no? there's no red zig-zag underneath the word?) and Academic English class.

My philosophy lecturer said that a philosopher always ask. 

My English lecturer said an english always talk in english, not Arabic (duh, its obvious)

Well, this is just for killing time, i got nothing to do, so i'm wasting stuff here.

Answer if you dare!

Ready?

Here comes the Annoying Philosophy.

-If a robot do the "robot", is it still called the "robot" or just "dancing"?

-If camera lenses are round, how come pictures turn out rectangular?

-If "Nothing is ever absolute". Isn't that statement absolute?

-If they squeeze olives to make olives oil, what do they squeeze to make baby oil?

-Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the expected become unexpected? (ok, this one is hard)

-If i try to lose the game and succeed, do i win the game?

-How will i know why my internet stopped working, if my internet stopped working?

-Why do the Flintstones, have a Christmas episode special?

-If Mac users care more about the environment than Windows users. Why do Mac have Trash Can, and Windows have Recycling Bin?

-What does Ladygaga wear for Halloween?